emelielili
took me 6 months to completely forget her. today, i no longer remember what her voice sounds like. i don’t remember what the rush felt like to kiss her. i don’t remember the goosebumps i got whenever she placed a touch on me. i can’t even feel her at night anymore like i used to. i can’t feel her breath across my neck driving me insane. i can’t remember her laugh, or her eyes. but, the thing i can and only remember is the way her mouth curved when she said she loved me. and that’s because that was the biggest lie she had ever told me.
emelielili

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

mclennonlovers

mclennonlovers:

mclennonlovers:

I will be going on with my giveaway, starting when I reach 4K.

I thought it’d be good to do a little preview of what will be in the giveaway. It’ll be a Beatles shirt with a photos of the band during the Revolver sessions (size M. Women’s). A deck of Beatles cards and your choice of one of LIFE’s Wonders Of The World (second photo, top section) and another choice of one of LIFE’s The Classic Collection frame-able photos.

I’m close to the 4K so the main post for the giveaway will be up soon. Although, this is only for those in the US. Sorry everybody else. This is only a small portion of what will be in the giveaway. There’ll be a lot more. So stay tuned in or check the tag ‘Olive Lennon Giveaway’ every now and then!!! Rules will be on the main post. (No giveaway blogs. I will check).

Adding a button badge to the giveaway. It’s a bit scratched up though. The person who sent me it really needs to learn how to pack properly. I’d ask for a refund, but I’d rather somebody else have a Beatle button.

mclennonlovers

mclennonlovers:

mclennonlovers:

I will be going on with my giveaway, starting when I reach 4K.

I thought it’d be good to do a little preview of what will be in the giveaway. It’ll be a Beatles shirt with a photos of the band during the Revolver sessions (size M. Women’s). A deck of Beatles cards and your choice of one of LIFE’s Wonders Of The World (second photo, top section) and another choice of one of LIFE’s The Classic Collection frame-able photos.

I’m close to the 4K so the main post for the giveaway will be up soon. Although, this is only for those in the US. Sorry everybody else. This is only a small portion of what will be in the giveaway. There’ll be a lot more. So stay tuned in or check the tag ‘Olive Lennon Giveaway’ every now and then!!! Rules will be on the main post. (No giveaway blogs. I will check).

Adding a button badge to the giveaway. It’s a bit scratched up though. The person who sent me it really needs to learn how to pack properly. I’d ask for a refund, but I’d rather somebody else have a Beatle button.

mclennonlovers

mclennonlovers:

mclennonlovers:

I will be going on with my giveaway, starting when I reach 4K.

I thought it’d be good to do a little preview of what will be in the giveaway. It’ll be a Beatles shirt with a photos of the band during the Revolver sessions (size M. Women’s). A deck of Beatles cards and your choice of one of LIFE’s Wonders Of The World (second photo, top section) and another choice of one of LIFE’s The Classic Collection frame-able photos.

I’m close to the 4K so the main post for the giveaway will be up soon. Although, this is only for those in the US. Sorry everybody else. This is only a small portion of what will be in the giveaway. There’ll be a lot more. So stay tuned in or check the tag ‘Olive Lennon Giveaway’ every now and then!!! Rules will be on the main post. (No giveaway blogs. I will check).

Adding a button badge to the giveaway. It’s a bit scratched up though. The person who sent me it really needs to learn how to pack properly. I’d ask for a refund, but I’d rather somebody else have a Beatle button.

mclennonlovers

mclennonlovers:

mclennonlovers:

I will be going on with my giveaway, starting when I reach 4K.

I thought it’d be good to do a little preview of what will be in the giveaway. It’ll be a Beatles shirt with a photos of the band during the Revolver sessions (size M. Women’s). A deck of Beatles cards and your choice of one of LIFE’s Wonders Of The World (second photo, top section) and another choice of one of LIFE’s The Classic Collection frame-able photos.

I’m close to the 4K so the main post for the giveaway will be up soon. Although, this is only for those in the US. Sorry everybody else. This is only a small portion of what will be in the giveaway. There’ll be a lot more. So stay tuned in or check the tag ‘Olive Lennon Giveaway’ every now and then!!! Rules will be on the main post. (No giveaway blogs. I will check).

Adding a button badge to the giveaway. It’s a bit scratched up though. The person who sent me it really needs to learn how to pack properly. I’d ask for a refund, but I’d rather somebody else have a Beatle button.